The "Two Kinds of People" Game

Isn’t this a game we all play?  Everyone does it…or maybe we can divide the world into two kinds of people:  Those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.  Heh.  Anyway.  There are two kinds of people:

Those who think Monty Python is funny, and those who don’t.  (I.e, smart, witty people and idjits.)

Cat-lovers and dog-lovers.  (Although I have a good friend who thinks all animals belong only on farms, so I guess that makes a third kind of people—those who don’t like either.)

Sheep and wolves.

Runners and everyone else.

Yankees fans and Red Sox fans (oops, doesn’t work either; some people are Cubbies fans).

Those who believe in individual liberty and personal responsibility and those who think someone else should take care of them.

People who read the dictionary for fun and people who don’t.

I’m sure I’ll think of others to add as I go along.  The only reason I got on this riff was because I was quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail to the QC this morning in bed, and he was rolling his eyes and sighing.  I never would have married him if I knew he didn’t think MPATHG was bloody hilarious.  I think he pretended to; false pretenses and all that.