The Royal Basics

WWAQ: When We Are Queen, of course.

QC: Queen Consort. Can be differentiated as Q1C or Q2C.

BEP: Big, Evil Pharma. Sometimes, we get more carried away with this one and add more modifiers.

Obliterator: A phaser-like device attached to the royal automobile that simply evaporates traffic in front of the Queens.

LPIMH: Little People In My Head. They only live in Queen1’s cranium, forming an oligarchy. Queen2’s skull evidently remains a monarchy.

SHPE: Stupid Human Progressive Encephalopathy.  A fancy name for the kind of idiocy epitomized by AlGor, Maxine Waters, Cynthia McKinney, et al.

HSNC:  The Human Spay/Neuter Clinic.  Necessary under the “One Kid You Can’t Afford and You’re Out” Rule.

Guatemala:  A verb meaning “to make disappear suddenly and without warning.”

LUC:  Ignored at our peril—the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Dirt Cookies:  What women in Haiti have been feeding their children in the face of skyrocketing corn prices.  A device used to impose perspective when one is wont to complain too much.

MEL:  Marital Exception List.  If you don’t know what this is, you probably shouldn’t be reading this blog.  No celebrities, please.  Be realistic.

FUATHYRIO:  Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I’ll add more as they occur to me.

Update on Sunday, January 18, 2009 at 07:25PM by Queen1

SPONI:  Sane Person of Normal Intelligence.